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  • Top of the Table: New Faces, New Stories

    Top of the Table: New Faces, New Stories

     

    This Year’s Leaders:

    • Cheltenham Saracens are the new pace-setters, sitting top with 21 points from 9 games. Last year, they were mid-table at this stage—what a turnaround!
    • Redditch Borough, Bewdley Town, and Newent Town are all tied on 19 points, hot on the leaders’ heels. Redditch and Bewdley were both in the mix last year, but Newent have made a huge leap from 16th to 4th!

    Last Year’s Leaders:

    • Droitwich Spa were untouchable, unbeaten with 22 points from 8 games and a monstrous +28 goal difference. They’ve since moved up a division, leaving the title race wide open for new contenders.

    📈 Biggest Risers & Surprise Packages

    • Cheltenham Saracens: From 12th last year to 1st now arguably the story of the season so far!
    • Newent Town: From the relegation zone to the promotion chase. Their 19 points and +9 goal difference are a world away from last year’s 3 points and -11.
    • FC Stratford & Ludlow Town: Both have climbed into the top 7, showing real consistency.

    📉 Falling Stars & Strugglers

    • Clanfield 85: Last year, they were 6th with 12 points from 6. This year? 17th with just 4 points from 8. Ouch.
    • Shortwood United & Wellington: Both have slipped from mid-table safety to the relegation zone, struggling for wins and leaking goals.
    • Thame United Reserves: New to the league and finding it tough, with just 4 points from 10.

    ⚔️ Mid-Table Madness

    • Malmesbury Victoria, Woodford United, Brimscombe & Thrupp, Chipping Sodbury Town, Wantage Town: All are in the thick of it, separated by just a few points. Any of these could make a late surge or get dragged into a scrap.

    🏁 What’s Changed?

    • More Competition at the Top: Last year, Droitwich Spa were running away with it. This year, it’s a real dogfight, just 5 points separate the top 7!
    • New Contenders: Teams like Cheltenham Saracens and Newent Town have shaken up the established order.
    • Tighter Relegation Battle: The bottom five are all struggling, but a couple of wins could change everything.

    Summary:

    This season’s Hellenic League Division One is wide open, unpredictable, and packed with storylines. The old guard have moved on or slipped down, and new heroes are emerging. If you love a league where anyone can beat anyone, this is the one to watch! Table review vs this time in season 24/25. Point and positions correct at time of writing but for a full and accurate table review please head over to FA Full Time.

    Picture Credit: Brian Rossiter

  • Prem Table Review!

    Prem Table Review!

    🚀 Roman Glass St George: Flying High!

    Sitting pretty at the top, Roman Glass St George are the team to beat. With 7 wins and 2 draws from 9 games, they’re unbeaten and have a goal difference that says, “Catch us if you can!” Their attacking flair and solid defence have made them the early pacesetters.

    🥈 Droitwich Spa: Hot on Their Heels

    Just three points behind, Droitwich Spa are keeping the pressure on. They’ve played a game more, but with 6 wins and only 2 losses, they’re proving they’re no pushovers. Can they keep up the chase?

    🥉 Slimbridge: The Dark Horses

    Slimbridge have quietly crept into third, boasting 6 wins from 7 and a whopping +16 goal difference. They’re the league’s entertainers, if you want goals, watch Slimbridge!

    🔥 Mid-Table Mayhem

    Hereford Pegasus, Corsham Town, Worcester Raiders, Tuffley Rovers, and Westfields are all bunched up, separated by just a few points. Any of these sides could make a charge for the top spots if they find consistency.

    ⚠️ Trouble at the Bottom

    It’s looking grim for Hallen and Lydney Town, who are still searching for their first win. Lydney, in particular, have a goal difference of -23, ouch! Cribbs and Royal Wootton Bassett Town are also hovering dangerously close to the drop zone.

    ⚽ Ones to Watch

    Worcester Raiders: Only 6 games played but already 5 wins, could they be the league’s sleeping giants?

    Mangotsfield United & Pershore Town: Both have shown flashes of brilliance and could climb quickly with a good run.


    The Hellenic League is serving up classic non-league chaos, big wins, shock results, and a table that’s tighter than a new pair of boots. Will Roman Glass St George keep soaring, or will Droitwich Spa and Slimbridge catch them? Stay tuned, because this title race is just getting started! With week and weeks of football left, its the best time of year!

    Picture Credit: Brian Rossiter

  • 🏆 Weekly Round Up 🏆

    🏆 Weekly Round Up 🏆

    Looking good weather for football this weekend.!!

    This Saturday sees the Isuzu FA Vase Second Round Qualifying and we still have 16 teams left in the competition. There are several all UHL ties, so we will still have teams in the next round. Let us hope some of our clubs can emulate Hartpury University’s exploits of last season. (The final is the aim for this season though!!) All the best to all of our Teams. 

    In the UHL Premier Division on Saturday, leaders Roman Glass St George continued their unbeaten run with a 2-0 away win at WestfieldsSlimbridge, who are also unbeaten and already have a goal difference of +19 won 4-1 away v Highworth TownDroitwich Spa, who sit in between Roman Glass St George and Slimbridge in 2ndwon 3-0 at home v Corsham Town. Big news at the bottom saw Lydney Town getting their 1st win with a 3-0 home win v Royal Wootton Bassett Town.  Longlevens continued their revival with a 3-0 home win v Hallen, who still remain without a win and now have dropped into bottom spot.Hereford Pegasus and Fairford Town played out a 6-goal thriller with Fairford Town scoring 2 second half goals to win the game 4-2. Thornbury Town and Cribbs ended 2-2 with all 4 goals coming in the second half. Pershore Townwon away 2-1 at Tuffley Rovers despite being 1-0 down up until the 57th minute. Cinderford v Mangotsfield Unitedand Worcester Raiders v Cirencester Town both ended 0-0. Apologies to Westfields who I incorrectly called Westfield by a Typo in last week’s notes. (I will endeavor not to let it happen again, but I am pleased folks do read these notes!)

    In UHL Division One, leaders Cheltenham Saracenscontinued their impressive form by winning 2-1 at home v Stonehouse Town coming from 1-0 down. Redditch Borough had a narrow 1-0 away win v Shortwood UnitedBewdley, who are also a side in fine form won 4-1 at home v Wantage TownNewent Town, who are on a great run themselves continued, with a 2-0 home win v Woodford United. Brimscombe & Thrupp and Malmesbury Victoria played out a 0-0 and Chipping Sodbury Town won 3-1 at home v Alcester Town.  A thrilling 6 goal game at FC Stratford saw them winning 4-2 v Wellington with some very late goals in the game. Ludlow Town won 2-1 at home v Carterton. In mid-week, Bewdley Town rounded off an impressive few days with a 2-1 home win v promotion rivalsRedditch Borough, the winning goal coming in the 94thminute.  It is very tight at the top and equally tight at the bottom of the table. 

    In the UHL Challenge Cup, Thames United Reserves won 3-0 v Clanfield 85

    The Alliance East had 3 games over the weekend and there were plenty of goals. Eversley & California Reserves won 4-0 v Kidlington Development, Headington Amateurs won 4-1 v Penn & Tylers Green United and Marlow Reserves won 8-1 v Hambleden.

    The Alliance West had 2 games with Clanfield 85 Reserves losing 6-1 at home to the University of Bristoland Mangotsfield United Development winning 5-2 v Newent Town Development

    There were also a good range of Vets games in midweek, good to see those games being populated across the two divisions. 

     Hope you all enjoy the unseasonably warm weather – make the most of it, 

    Regards, 

    Ian

    19/09/2025

  • 🏆 Weekend Round-Up🏆

    🏆 Weekend Round-Up🏆

    Pitches are greening up nicely! Let us hope we do not have any postponements now!

    The weekend produced a full program in the UHL Premier, Division One and 8 games spread over the Alliance East and Alliance West. The Vets kicked off in the week as well, so it’s full steam ahead.

    In the UHL Premier Division previous leaders Droitwich Spa travelled away to Cribbs and were held to a 1-1 draw. Taking over top spot were Roman Glass St George who produced a commanding 5-0 home win over Lydney TownSlimbridge continued their goal scoring spree hitting 5 without reply against Pershore Town at home. Cirencester Town beat Mangotsfield United 2-0 at home, Corsham Town won 1-0 at home v Tuffley Rovers, Westfield travelled to Fairford Town and won 2-0, Worcester Raiders won 2-0 away v Hallen, Cinderford Town travelled to Hereford Pegasus and won 2-1, Highworth won 1-0 at home in the local Derby v Royal Wootton Bassett Town and Longlevens travelled to Thornbury Town and won 2-0 with their second goal coming in the 99th minute. Roman Glass St George sit in top spot and share an unbeaten record with Slimbridge who sit in 3rd with Droitwich Spa in between them in second. At the bottom, Hallen sit in 19th and Lydney Town in 20th with both sides seeking their first wins of the season. There were three midweek games in which Roman Glass St George kept up their unbeaten record winning 2-1 away v Cirencester Town, Tuffley travelled to Lydney Town and won 4-1 and Worcester Raiders maintained their good form with a 3-1 home win v Thornbury Town.

    In UHL Division One, leaders Malmesbury Victoria lost 2-1 at home v FC Stratford, Redditch Borough held on for a 3-2 home win v Wellington, despite them being 3-0 up in the first half. Newent Town continued their good form with a 5-4 away win v Thame United Reserves. The full story of this match is pretty impressive with Newent Town going 2-0 up early in the first half, Thame United Reserves leading 3-2 at half time, Newent Town pulling back to 3-3, Thame United Reserves going 4-3 up, Newent Town coming back to 4-4, then Newent Town winning 5-4. A hat-trick and match ball for Newent Town’s Kyle Taylor. What an advert for UHL Division One footballCheltenham Saracens returned to winning ways and won 2-1 at home v Alcester TownBrimscombe & Thrupp travelled to Carterton and won 2-0. Bewdley Town travelled to Clanfield 85 and won 3-1. Ludlow Town won 3-1 at home v Shortwood UnitedStonehouse Town won 3-1 at home in the local Derby v Chipping Sodbury TownWoodford United drew 2-2 at home v Wantage Town. There was one midweek game which saw Cheltenham Saracens pick up a narrow 1-0 home win v FC Stratford to move into top spot in the table.

    The Alliance East had 5 games over the weekend with one on Friday night. The Friday night game produced an interesting result with Hungerford Town Reserves beating Hambleden 16-1. Message from Hambleden stating Hunderford Town Reserves may be too strong for this league will be interesting to observe in the upcoming weeks. Upon checking with Bill B and Brian K this is not a record result in the Hellenic League, and we have had 17 goals scored by one team in the pastThe other games produced wins for Banbury United, Headington Amateurs, Marlow FC Reserves and Eastington Sports Development.

    The Alliance West had 4 games with wins for Clanfield 85 ReservesHighworth Town Reserves and Wantage Town FC U23 with another goal fest to report with Carterton Development winning 5-4 away at Evesham United Reserves.

    Finally, I would like to pay tribute to Clive Baker, Club Vice President and former Chairman of Brimscombe & Thrupp FC. Clive was a legend at the Club and part of the band of great people who always look after everyone visiting so very well. The recent news of the passing of Clive is truly sad and we all offer our condolences to Clive’s family, friends and all at Brimscombe & Thrupp FC. RIP Clive. 

    Yours in Sport, 

    Ian

    12/09/2025

  • Team of the Month Awards – August

    Team of the Month Awards – August

    The first Team of the Month awards for the new season have been confirmed, recognising outstanding performances both on and off the field.

    In the Premier Division, Roman Glass St George have been named Team of the Month for August. A strong start to the campaign, marked by consistent results and impressive displays, has set the tone for their season. Their on-field success reflects the hard work and commitment of everyone involved at the club. The award was presented by League Chair Bill Beach at their recent fixture with Cirencester Town, where Roman Glass ran out 2–0 winners in a thrilling contest.

    In Division One, the award goes to Malmesbury Victoria, who have enjoyed an excellent opening month. Their performances on the pitch have been matched by the positive way the club continues to represent itself, highlighting the standards expected both during matches and around the ground. Craig Davenport headed down to Brimscombe & Thrupp to catch the action and present Malmesbury with their award.

    These awards are based primarily on on-field performances, but the broader picture of how clubs operate and conduct themselves off the pitch is also recognised. Both Roman Glass and Malmesbury have shown themselves to be excellent ambassadors for their divisions, and their achievements in August deserve this recognition. Well Done to both teams and all the volunteers at these clubs.

  • 🏆 Weekend Round-Up – Saturday 30 August

    🏆 Weekend Round-Up – Saturday 30 August

    Emirates FA Cup

    It was a mixed afternoon for Hellenic sides in the FA Cup. Worcester Raiders battled hard but bowed out after a narrow 2-1 defeat away at Coleshill Town, while Fairford Town were edged out 2-0 by Southern League visitors Sholing.

    Banbury United needed just a single goal to see off Mangotsfield United, while Dorchester Town grabbed a late 1-0 victory against Slimbridge.

    The tie between Royal Wootton Bassett Town and Torpoint Athletic was delayed until 4pm and ultimately ended in a rare “L-L” left lingering with no conclusion when the results were sent out, however we now know it was a loss for the royal town 1-3.

    Hellenic Premier Division

    Plenty of goals on offer across the top flight. Cirencester Town hit the road and hit form, thumping Cinderford Town 4-1. Westfields were also clinical in front of goal, leaving Corsham Town on the wrong end of a 4-2 scoreline.

    Hereford Pegasus produced an excellent 2-1 win away at high-flying Cribbs, while Droitwich Spa were dominant at home with a 3-0 win over Hallen.

    Pershore Town lit up the division with a commanding 4-0 victory over Lydney Town, Archie Thurston stealing the headlines with a first senior hat trick.

    Elsewhere, Roman Glass St George edged out Longlevens AFC 2-1, and Thornbury Town came from behind to beat Tuffley Rovers 2-1.

    Hellenic Division One

    Drama and goals galore. Bewdley Town and Malmesbury Victoria shared the spoils in a 2-2 draw, while Brimscombe & Thrupp edged Alcester Town 1-0 in a tight affair.

    Chipping Sodbury Town enjoyed an away-day delight, sneaking past Cheltenham Saracens 3-2, while FC Stratford were comfortable 3-0 winners over Carterton.

    Newent Town saw off Clanfield 85 3-2, while Wantage Town were among the day’s biggest scorers with a 5-2 victory at Shortwood United.

    It was the same scoreline for Redditch Borough, who overpowered Thame United Reserves 5-2. But the real fireworks came at Stonehouse Town, where they slotted 9 past Wellington, the visitors bringing their shooting boots in some style! What a score line. 2-9

    Woodford United and Ludlow Town served up a six-goal thriller, sharing the points in a 3-3 draw.

    Alliance East

    A quieter affair as Marlow Reserves and Hungerford Town Reserves cancelled each other out in a goalless draw.

    Alliance West

    The University of Bristol proved too strong for Highworth Town Reserves, running out comfortable 3-0 winners.

    Image Credit @PeteKinsella69

  • 19 Year old Archie finds the net for 3!

    19 Year old Archie finds the net for 3!

    19-year-old Archie Thurston wrote himself into the Pershore Town history books on Saturday, bagging his first senior hat trick against Lydney Town, and he’s already claimed the match ball as his new “bedside ornament.”

    Archie spent last season at Bromsgrove Sporting U21s, where he made his first team debut against Bishops Stortford, but he’s now returned to Pershore determined to continue his journey in men’s football (and maybe to finally stop his dad telling him to “shoot more”). He’s no stranger to the club either, having come through Pershore Town U18s as a shining product of the player pathway.

    He opened the scoring in the 30th minute after latching onto a Martin Fowler through ball , Martin has since claimed it was “definitely intentional.” Just three minutes later, Archie coolly doubled his tally from 10 yards after neat build-up play out wide, though he insists it looked better than it probably did.

    Pershore controlled much of the game with goalkeeper Joe Cunneen so untroubled that, rumour has it, he started planning his Sunday roast during the second half.

    Archie had to wait until the 70th minute to complete his hat trick from the penalty spot, though he did briefly toy with the idea of a “Panenka” before wisely deciding otherwise. Joel Hill then wrapped things up in the 86th minute to make sure Archie didn’t hog all the headlines.

    Well Done Archie, we hope to be writing more of these for you!!

  • Jack W. Smith: Slimbridge’s Newest Hat-Trick Hero (and Occasional Menace to Goalkeepers)

    Jack W. Smith: Slimbridge’s Newest Hat-Trick Hero (and Occasional Menace to Goalkeepers)

    Every once in a while, football gifts you a story that writes itself. On this occasion, it came in the form of Jack W. Smith, who decided one goal simply wasn’t enough and went home with the match ball tucked under his arm. Yes, folks, we’re talking about his first ever hat-trick for Slimbridge in the Hellenic Premier League.

    The first? Textbook stuff. Slimbridge strung together a move so neat it should be on display in the Tate Modern, and Smith finished it off like he’d been doing it all his life. 1-0, thank you very much.

    The second? Pure chaos. Smith turned into Slimbridge’s very own vacuum cleaner, hoovering up a loose pass, racing through like his boots were on fast-forward, and rolling it past the goalkeeper before anyone else had realised what had happened.

    And the third? That was the moment. The 76th minute, edge of the box, Smith wound up and smacked it like he was trying to send the ball back to Slimbridge High Street. It flew in, the crowd went up, and suddenly Jack W. Smith was that guy, the hat-trick hero.

    The opposition defence will probably be having nightmares. The Slimbridge fans? They’ll be dining out on this one for a while. And Jack? Well, he’s probably already rehearsing how he’s going to casually drop “oh yeah, when I got my hat-trick” into every conversation for the next month.

    Well Done Jack. Enjoy the football proudly sponsored by uhlsport

  • 🔥 Jordan “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop” Williamson On Fire! 🔥

    Attached is a beaming Jordan Williamson, just look at that smile!!, he’s clutching the match ball after his blink-and-you’ll-miss-it hat-trick performance in Monday’s clash between Westfields and Hereford Pegasus. What a game this was! The chatter on “X” after Dan Moons Westfields were taken apart has been wild!

    And when we say quick, we mean quick. Three goals in five minutes. That’s right, the 35th, 37th, and 40th minute. By the time most fans had nipped off for a pie and a pint, which we are reliably informed is top notch at Westfields!, Jordan had already rewritten the scoreboard.

    Not satisfied with just three, he popped up again in the 78th minute to bag his fourth of the day, rounding off a 5–2 win away at the neighbours.

    Final word: Four goals, one match ball, one very smug goalscorer and why shouldn’t he be!! Well Done Jordan. Hope the ball runs well and more goals come from you!

  • ⚽ Dylan “Oops I Did It Again” Hart Show! ⚽

    Attached you’ll find Newent Town’s very own hat-trick hero (well, hat-trick-plus-one if we’re being picky), Dylan Hart, proudly clutching the match ball after Newent Town’s 7–2 demolition of Carterton earlier this month.

    In the first photo, Dylan is all smiles, holding up 3 fingers the now classic hat-trick pose. In the second photo, He’s still smiling, but now holding up 4 fingers, because, let’s be honest, maths wasn’t his strong point in the heat of the moment and he actually scored FOUR, forgetting the pose was for his hat-trick.

    The game itself started like a proper contest. For the opening half hour, Carterton were shading it, and we were beginning to wonder if anyone had remembered to put the nets up at our end. But then, former Worcester City man Dylan Hart decided enough was enough, strapped on his shooting boots, and turned into a one-man highlight reel.

    Goal. Goal. Goal. (Pause for dramatic effect.) Goal.

    By the 70th minute he’d done enough damage to Carterton’s goal difference (and probably their confidence), so we hauled him off to give them a breather.

    Final score: Newent Town 7 – 2 Carterton.

    Final verdict: Dylan Hart loves goals almost as much as he loves posing with footballs.

    All joking aside, well done Dylan. Keep going and enjoy scoring we hope more goals.