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  • 🔥 Jordan “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop” Williamson On Fire! 🔥

    Attached is a beaming Jordan Williamson, just look at that smile!!, he’s clutching the match ball after his blink-and-you’ll-miss-it hat-trick performance in Monday’s clash between Westfields and Hereford Pegasus. What a game this was! The chatter on “X” after Dan Moons Westfields were taken apart has been wild!

    And when we say quick, we mean quick. Three goals in five minutes. That’s right, the 35th, 37th, and 40th minute. By the time most fans had nipped off for a pie and a pint, which we are reliably informed is top notch at Westfields!, Jordan had already rewritten the scoreboard.

    Not satisfied with just three, he popped up again in the 78th minute to bag his fourth of the day, rounding off a 5–2 win away at the neighbours.

    Final word: Four goals, one match ball, one very smug goalscorer and why shouldn’t he be!! Well Done Jordan. Hope the ball runs well and more goals come from you!

  • ⚽ Dylan “Oops I Did It Again” Hart Show! ⚽

    Attached you’ll find Newent Town’s very own hat-trick hero (well, hat-trick-plus-one if we’re being picky), Dylan Hart, proudly clutching the match ball after Newent Town’s 7–2 demolition of Carterton earlier this month.

    In the first photo, Dylan is all smiles, holding up 3 fingers the now classic hat-trick pose. In the second photo, He’s still smiling, but now holding up 4 fingers, because, let’s be honest, maths wasn’t his strong point in the heat of the moment and he actually scored FOUR, forgetting the pose was for his hat-trick.

    The game itself started like a proper contest. For the opening half hour, Carterton were shading it, and we were beginning to wonder if anyone had remembered to put the nets up at our end. But then, former Worcester City man Dylan Hart decided enough was enough, strapped on his shooting boots, and turned into a one-man highlight reel.

    Goal. Goal. Goal. (Pause for dramatic effect.) Goal.

    By the 70th minute he’d done enough damage to Carterton’s goal difference (and probably their confidence), so we hauled him off to give them a breather.

    Final score: Newent Town 7 – 2 Carterton.

    Final verdict: Dylan Hart loves goals almost as much as he loves posing with footballs.

    All joking aside, well done Dylan. Keep going and enjoy scoring we hope more goals.

  • First Match Ball Awarded of the 2025/26 Season – Proudly Sponsored by uhlsport

    First Match Ball Awarded of the 2025/26 Season – Proudly Sponsored by uhlsport

    Usually found in defence, Callum Blackford swapped his full-back role for the number ten shirt and delivered a dazzling performance to claim the first match ball of the new campaign.

    In just six blistering minutes of the first half, Blackford struck a sensational hat-trick – two thunderous 20-yard finishes, both supplied by Jake Love, followed by a cool far-post finish from a right-wing cross.

    The drama didn’t end there. FC Stratford fought back brilliantly to level the contest at 3-3 by the 52nd minute, but in the dying moments it was Blackford again at the heart of the action, this time turning provider for James Piatek, who slotted home the 95th-minute winner.

    All of this unfolded at the home of Shakespeare. As the Bard himself wrote in The Tempest:

    “O brave new world, that hath such people in’t!”

    Well Done Callum!